This week’s assignment from the League over at Cool and Collected: "How to destroy the Death Star.We all have our own skills and talents, and I thought that this week we
could learn a thing or two from one another. This week’s League
challenge…Write a step-by-step guide on how to do something. This could be
a real world project or a fantastical one, so do with it as you will."
This is how to obtain definitive proof of the existence of Bigfoot in 9 easy steps.
Step 1: find a forest or wooded area that could support a large undiscovered American primate.
Step 2: Prepare a well camouflaged blind that you will be comfortable in while waiting for a possible sighting to occur
Step 3: Make sure that you also blend in with your surroundings so you will not be spotted if you need to leave your blind.
Step 4: Select your bait. Remember that Sasquatch is a shy creature of the forest and will have a very selective diet.
Step 5: Place your bait in an area that a Sasquatch is likely to travel.
Step 6: Make sure that your state of the art Camera is ready to go when the moment presents itself.
Step 7: When Bigfoot approaches the bait take a clear , in focus and well centered picture of him that can be used as definitive proof .
Step 8: Submit your photo to Loren Coleman at Cryptomundo and any other media outlet that will have it
Step 9: Enjoy the limelight of being a world famous monster hunter
Learn a thing or to from these other Leagers:
Hilarious. Too bad your how-to guide wasn't around a month ago for this guy to use:
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He obviously did it wrong.
Thanks! Oh yeah I read about that guy..he really earned his Darwin Award.
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ReplyDeleteYour post for the League are my favorites. Step 5 was priceless (I laughed a lot!)
ReplyDeleteI think the bait for bigfoot needs more mustard.