Monday, September 17, 2012

LoEB: How to destroy the Death Star

  This week’s assignment from the League over at Cool and Collected: "How to destroy the Death Star.We all have our own skills and talents, and I thought that this week we could learn a thing or two from one another. This week’s League challenge…Write a step-by-step guide on how to do something. This could be a real world project or a fantastical one, so do with it as you will."

This is  how to obtain definitive proof of the existence of Bigfoot in 9 easy steps.

 Step 1: find a forest or wooded area that could support a large undiscovered American primate.

Step 2: Prepare a well camouflaged blind that you will be comfortable in while waiting for a possible sighting to occur

Step 3: Make sure that you also blend in with your surroundings so you will not be spotted if you need to leave your blind.

Step 4: Select your bait. Remember that Sasquatch is a shy creature of the forest and will have a very selective diet.

Step 5: Place your bait in an area that a Sasquatch is likely to travel.

Step 6: Make sure that your state of the art Camera is ready to go when the moment presents itself.

Step 7: When Bigfoot approaches the bait take a clear , in focus and well centered picture of him that can be used as definitive proof .

Step 8: Submit your photo to  Loren Coleman at Cryptomundo and any other media outlet that will have it

Step 9: Enjoy the limelight of being a world famous monster hunter

Learn a thing or to from these other Leagers:


  1. Hilarious. Too bad your how-to guide wasn't around a month ago for this guy to use:

    He obviously did it wrong.

    1. Thanks! Oh yeah I read about that guy..he really earned his Darwin Award.

  2. Alternately:-

  3. Your post for the League are my favorites. Step 5 was priceless (I laughed a lot!)
    I think the bait for bigfoot needs more mustard.


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