Friday, August 10, 2012

Friday Double feature

Oddball figure Friday.
Todays oddball is The Seep from Gentle Giant 


This really is a pretty neat figure, He fits in well with Ninja turtle sized figures and works perfect as a Mad scientist type nemesis.




Five buck film Friday
 Todays Walmart five dollar bin movie is Elephant
This movie is hands down the worst  thing I have ever watched. It is just atrocious. I have seen thousands of bad movies ,lots of them are bad in a good way like Ghoulies but this one is bad in the worst possible way.
 After I watched this movie I felt like Gus Van Sant should be forced to give me my five bucks back and then pay me for the hour and a half of my life he wasted. This is the single worst purchase I have ever made and thats saying a lot concidering I bought this:
 David Hasselhoff 's Hooked on a Feeling cd single.
 Im not even going to go into why its bad because I dont want to slip up and make it sound like any part of this  phlegm might be worth watching. This isnt the kind of  bad film that you get your friends together to watch and laugh at, If you force your friends to watch this they might never talk to you again. You would probably get  more praise  from  putting kittens in a blender and drinking the mix than you would by subjecting  other people to this refuse. If you see this thing lying on the ground with a sticker that says free just keep walking and save yourself a mental sullying .

This movie scores 0 out of a possible 5 Mogs earning it a Whammy

10 comments:

  1. One of my waitresses favorite movie is Elephant. We are going to fire her on Monday.

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    1. oh man its bad! I had a hard time coming up with words that convey to depth of its heinousness.Do that poor girl a favor and buy her a good movie, anything and I do mean ANYTHING is better than this movie.

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  2. They made Death Jr. toys? Very cool and you made mention of the Ghoulies....awesome!

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    1. They did and they are super affordable my complete set was $15.00. I love the Ghoulies! Thats a movie that needs a toy line.

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    2. I could see NECA doing Ghoulies toys.

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    3. It would be awesome! I wouldnt mind have a few made like the old boglins toys.

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  3. You bought a Hoff CD? Wow. I thought me buying a Mariah Carey CD was bad.

    Dan

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  4. Yes..Yes I did. But it was only $1.00 and I bought it because I thought it was funny..I haven't listened to it...yet.

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  5. You know I saw a copy of his book: Don't Hassle the Hoff! at Goodwill last week. I almost picked it up for the very same reason. If it's still there next Friday, I still might.

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    1. I say go for it if nothing else at all its a funny thing to put in the bathroom.

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