Oddball figure Friday.
Todays oddball is The Seep from Gentle Giant
This really is a pretty neat figure, He fits in well with Ninja turtle sized figures and works perfect as a Mad scientist type nemesis.
Five buck film Friday
Todays Walmart five dollar bin movie is Elephant.
This movie is hands down the worst thing I have ever watched. It is just atrocious. I have seen thousands of bad movies ,lots of them are bad in a good way like Ghoulies but this one is bad in the worst possible way.
After I watched this movie I felt like Gus Van Sant should be forced to give me my five bucks back and then pay me for the hour and a half of my life he wasted. This is the single worst purchase I have ever made and thats saying a lot concidering I bought this:
David Hasselhoff 's Hooked on a Feeling cd single.
Im not even going to go into why its bad because I dont want to slip up and make it sound like any part of this phlegm might be worth watching. This isnt the kind of bad film that you get your friends together to watch and laugh at, If you force your friends to watch this they might never talk to you again. You would probably get more praise from putting kittens in a blender and drinking the mix than you would by subjecting other people to this refuse. If you see this thing lying on the ground with a sticker that says free just keep walking and save yourself a mental sullying .
This movie scores 0 out of a possible 5 Mogs earning it a Whammy
One of my waitresses favorite movie is Elephant. We are going to fire her on Monday.
ReplyDeleteoh man its bad! I had a hard time coming up with words that convey to depth of its heinousness.Do that poor girl a favor and buy her a good movie, anything and I do mean ANYTHING is better than this movie.
DeleteThey made Death Jr. toys? Very cool and you made mention of the Ghoulies....awesome!
ReplyDeleteThey did and they are super affordable my complete set was $15.00. I love the Ghoulies! Thats a movie that needs a toy line.
DeleteI could see NECA doing Ghoulies toys.
DeleteIt would be awesome! I wouldnt mind have a few made like the old boglins toys.
DeleteYou bought a Hoff CD? Wow. I thought me buying a Mariah Carey CD was bad.
ReplyDeleteDan
Yes..Yes I did. But it was only $1.00 and I bought it because I thought it was funny..I haven't listened to it...yet.
ReplyDeleteYou know I saw a copy of his book: Don't Hassle the Hoff! at Goodwill last week. I almost picked it up for the very same reason. If it's still there next Friday, I still might.
ReplyDeleteI say go for it if nothing else at all its a funny thing to put in the bathroom.
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